1) 1what concert costs forty-five cents? 50 cent... featuring nickelback, 2 how did the hipster bum his longue? he drank coffe before it was cool. 3 how does jack frost get to work? bi.cyle. 2) What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurrassic Pork. what happened whith your nose? my name is michael jackson What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? They both like a tight seal.
1) What it's Michelle Obama favourite vegetable? "Barackoli" Which are the strongers days of the week? Saturday and Sundays because de rest are "week" days The spider just crawled into my keyboard. Ok, i think it's under control (control key) 2) Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free Trip around the Sun… Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? Because he was pissed off! What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? "Cheap, cheap!" jeje
- What do you call a 5-foot psychic that's escaped from jail?A small medium at large. - Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has cold, dead eyes - What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half-way.
2. - My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame. - What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care. - I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.
1.-why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has cold, dead eyes -which are the strongers days of the week? Saturday and Sundays because de rest are "week" days how did the hipster bum his longue? he drank coffe before it was cool.
2. Why the orange is good for your sight? because it has vitamin c
1) * What do you call a 5-foot psychic that's escaped from jail?A small medium at large. * Which are the strongers days of the week? Saturday and Sundays because de rest are "week" days * What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half-way.
2) * -Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? - No sir, I don't have to,my Mom is a good cook.
* Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem?
* Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do? Teacher: no, of course not. Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework
1) 13-16-40 2)A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn't. Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket. Man: But I wasn't speeding. Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.) Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk? Officer: Yes, you would. Man: What if I just thought that you were? Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think. Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day. If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat. If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day. If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.
A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week. B: That's impossible. Whose baby? A: An elephant's.
1) 1what concert costs forty-five cents? 50 cent... featuring nickelback, 2 how did the hipster bum his longue? he drank coffe before it was cool. 3 how does jack frost get to work? bi.cyle.
ReplyDelete2) What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurrassic Pork.
what happened whith your nose? my name is michael jackson
What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? They both like a tight seal.
1) What it's Michelle Obama favourite vegetable? "Barackoli"
ReplyDeleteWhich are the strongers days of the week? Saturday and Sundays because de rest are "week" days
The spider just crawled into my keyboard. Ok, i think it's under control (control key)
2) Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free Trip around the Sun…
Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? Because he was pissed off!
What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? "Cheap, cheap!" jeje
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ReplyDelete- What do you call a 5-foot psychic that's escaped from jail?A small medium at large.
- Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has cold, dead eyes
- What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half-way.
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- My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.
- What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.
- I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.
1.-why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has cold, dead eyes
ReplyDelete-which are the strongers days of the week? Saturday and Sundays because de rest are "week" days
how did the hipster bum his longue? he drank coffe before it was cool.
2. Why the orange is good for your sight? because it has vitamin c
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ReplyDelete* What do you call a 5-foot psychic that's escaped from jail?A small medium at large.
* Which are the strongers days of the week? Saturday and Sundays because de rest are "week" days
* What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half-way.
2)
* -Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- No sir, I don't have to,my Mom is a good cook.
* Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?
* Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework
1) 13-16-40
ReplyDelete2)A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat.
If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.
A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's.