Remember that a couple of weeks ago we talked about superstitions in sport? The following text is an adapted extract from Nick Hornby's novel, Fever Pitch. The novel is autobiographical, and it revolves around the author's (and his friends') relationship with football, and especially with Arsenal, his favourite team. Each 'chapter' focuses on a different football match. Here's the one that I have chosen:
SUGAR MICE AND
BUZZCOCKS ALBUMS
CAMBRIDGE UNITED v ORIENT
4.11.78
What happened was,
Chris Roberts bought a sugar mouse from Jack Reynolds, bit
its head off, dropped it in the Newmarket Road before he could get started on
the body, and it got run over by a car. And that afternoon Cambridge United,
who had hitherto been finding life difficult in the Second Division (two wins
all season, one home, one away), beat Orient 3-1, and a ritual was born. Before
each home game we all of us trooped into the sweet shop, purchased our mice,
walked outside, bit the head off as though we were removing the pin from a
grenade, and tossed the torsos under the wheels of oncoming cars; Jack Reynolds
would stand in the doorway watching us, shaking his head sorrowfully. United,
thus protected, remained unbeaten at the Abbey for months.
I know that I am
particularly stupid about rituals, and have been ever since I started going to
football matches, and I know also that I am not alone. I can remember when I
was young having to take with me to Highbury a piece of putty, or blu-tack, or
some stupid thing, which I pulled on nervously all afternoon (I was a smoker
even before I was old enough to smoke); I can also remember having to buy a
programme from the same programme seller, and having to enter the stadium through
the same turnstile.
There have been
hundreds of similar bits of nonsense, all designed to guarantee victories for
one or other of my two teams. During Arsenal’s protracted and nerve-racking
semi-final campaign against Liverpool in 1980, I turned the radio off half-way
through the second half of the last game; Arsenal were winning 1-0, and as
Liverpool had equalised in the last seconds of the previous game, I couldn’t
bear to hear it through to the end. I played a Buzzcocks album instead (the Singles – Going Steady
compilation album), knowing that side one would take
me through to the final whistle. We won the match, and I insisted that my flatmate,
who worked in a record store, should play the album at twenty past four on Cup
Final afternoon, although it did no good. (I have my suspicions that he might
have forgotten.)
I have tried
“smoking” goals in (Arsenal once scored as three of us were lighting cigarettes),
and eating cheese-and-onion crisps at a certain point in the first half; I have
tried not setting the video for live games (the team seems to have suffered
badly in the past when I have taped the matches in order to study the
performance when I get home); I have tried lucky socks, and lucky shirts, and
lucky hats, and lucky friends, and have attempted to exclude others who I feel
bring with them nothing but trouble for the team.
Nothing (apart from
the sugar mice) has ever been any good. But what else can we do when we’re so weak! We invest hours
each day, months each year, years each lifetime in something over which we have
no control; is it any wonder then, that we are reduced to creating ingenious
but bizarre liturgies designed to give us the illusion that we are powerful
after all, just as every other primitive community has done when faced with a
deep and apparently impenetrable mystery?
1) Name at least 5 rituals mentioned in the text. Which has been the most successful?
2) How did the 'sugar mouse ritual' originate?
3) How did the 'Buzzcocks' ritual start? Why does the writer think didn't it work in the Finals?
4) What does the writer mean when he talks about 'smoking goals in'? What about 'lucky friends'?
5) Analyse the idea of 'power' in the last paragraph.
6) Find an expression in the text that means...
a. until now or until a particular time (paragraph 1)
b. sadly (paragraph 1)
c. an idea, something said or written, or behaviour that is silly or stupid (paragraph 3)
d. something that is difficult to do and causes a lot of worry for the person involved in it (paragraph 3)
e. a rite, a particular set of words, music and actions used in ceremonies in some religions (paragraph 5)
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